Illiteratus

one man's words: Here's what pisses me off.

onemanswords:

I am a heterosexual male who’s married to a woman. On the surface, the passing of Amendment One affects me in only the most tangential of ways. I will not feel a deep, significant impact by this piece of legislation because I happened to be born straight. And because I’m married. And because my…

For all you illiterati out there, this drawing is an illustration of a scene from the Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe.  Great story.
neil-gaiman:

Harry Clarke is one of my favourite artists - one of the very few that I collect (very lazily; I have two ink drawings and some pencil sketches by him).
None are as scarylovely as this.

For all you illiterati out there, this drawing is an illustration of a scene from the Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe.  Great story.

neil-gaiman:

Harry Clarke is one of my favourite artists - one of the very few that I collect (very lazily; I have two ink drawings and some pencil sketches by him).

None are as scarylovely as this.

Oh you grammar heathens.  When will you learn?

Oh you grammar heathens.  When will you learn?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom, you illiteratus.

—Facebook

Unless he is an illiteratus, of course.

Unless he is an illiteratus, of course.

(Source: shahirzag, via keepsmilingtolife)

It’s a little graphic, but it gets the point across.
Grammar, people.  If you want to be understood you have to put in a little effort to learn the same language the rest of us speak.

It’s a little graphic, but it gets the point across.

Grammar, people.  If you want to be understood you have to put in a little effort to learn the same language the rest of us speak.

laughingsquid:

Know Your Shit

This is pretty ubiquitous, but I’m a huge sucker for word art.

laughingsquid:

Know Your Shit

This is pretty ubiquitous, but I’m a huge sucker for word art.

thenelsontwins:

theatlantic:

6 Writing Tips From John Steinbeck

1. Abandon the idea that you are ever going to finish. Lose track of the 400 pages and write just one page for each day, it helps. Then when it gets finished, you are always surprised.
2. Write freely and as rapidly as possible and throw the whole thing on paper. Never correct or rewrite until the whole thing is down. Rewrite in process is usually found to be an excuse for not going on. It also interferes with flow and rhythm which can only come from a kind of unconscious association with the material.
3. Forget your generalized audience. In the first place, the nameless, faceless audience will scare you to death and in the second place, unlike the theater, it doesn’t exist. In writing, your audience is one single reader. I have found that sometimes it helps to pick out one person—a real person you know, or an imagined person and write to that one.
4. If a scene or a section gets the better of you and you still think you want it—bypass it and go on. When you have finished the whole you can come back to it and then you may find that the reason it gave trouble is because it didn’t belong there.
5. Beware of a scene that becomes too dear to you, dearer than the rest. It will usually be found that it is out of drawing.
6. If you are using dialogue—say it aloud as you write it. Only then will it have the sound of speech.
Read more. [Image: AP]


Excellent.

thenelsontwins:

theatlantic:

6 Writing Tips From John Steinbeck

1. Abandon the idea that you are ever going to finish. Lose track of the 400 pages and write just one page for each day, it helps. Then when it gets finished, you are always surprised.

2. Write freely and as rapidly as possible and throw the whole thing on paper. Never correct or rewrite until the whole thing is down. Rewrite in process is usually found to be an excuse for not going on. It also interferes with flow and rhythm which can only come from a kind of unconscious association with the material.

3. Forget your generalized audience. In the first place, the nameless, faceless audience will scare you to death and in the second place, unlike the theater, it doesn’t exist. In writing, your audience is one single reader. I have found that sometimes it helps to pick out one person—a real person you know, or an imagined person and write to that one.

4. If a scene or a section gets the better of you and you still think you want it—bypass it and go on. When you have finished the whole you can come back to it and then you may find that the reason it gave trouble is because it didn’t belong there.

5. Beware of a scene that becomes too dear to you, dearer than the rest. It will usually be found that it is out of drawing.

6. If you are using dialogue—say it aloud as you write it. Only then will it have the sound of speech.

Read more. [Image: AP]

Excellent.

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